Helping Hands Monkeys

February 25, 2011

We know monkeys are smart. They’re also cute. And remember when you were a kid and you wanted a monkey as a pet, just like the one in that Indiana Jones movie, except you wouldn’t be feeding your monkey any poisoned dates? No, oh, well, the point is, monkeys are smart and cute and now they help people.

Just like guide dogs, these monkeys are trained to help people with disabilities lead a normal life.

The monkeys are trained by Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled, a national nonprofit organisation, who then assigns the monkeys to assist quadriplegics, the mobility-impared and people with severe spinal cord injuries in their daily lives.

The organisation is able to, through volunteers and generous donations of every kind and amount, place the monkeys with the disabled at no cost!

For those of us who are abled, it doesn’t take much – a sprained ankle, a broken arm, back pain – to give us a glimpse into the world of the disabled, and realise not only how lucky we are, but how much it means to someone who is permanently disabled to get some independence back into their lives.

And, let’s face it, having a monkey also makes you cool.

In all seriousness, we think Helping Hands is a wonderful thing, and these monkeys are doing something amazing, too. So to read more about this organisation, to volunteer, make a donation, have a peek at monkey college, or find out how you can apply for a Helping Hands Monkey, click here.


Meet Jimmy for A splash Of Coolness

February 24, 2011

Hello, there. This is Jimmy. He’s pretty much a Cool Cat. Just like the Fonze. You remember the Fonze, right? Happy Days? He was cool, but I think we all know that Fonzie took all his cool lessons from a cat, most likely a cat, just like this one here.

Jimmy is cool, sleek, laid back and does his own thing. He’s also able to give  a thumb’s up, which is pretty gosh darn cool.

While Jimmy’s able to do the ‘thumb’s up’ because he’s a polydactyl cat (he has an extra toe) doesn’t make him any less cooler. Cool just is.

You dig?

Check out Jimmy and his little video.


Automatic Window De-icer Dog

February 23, 2011

It’s Wednesday. Woof Wednesday. And that means it’s time for this video – of the window licking dog. Apparently whenever it’s cold enough to frost up, this dog goes and performs his duty as resident de-icer and sets about his job in a calm, meticulous way.

Who needs windex when this hard working dog’s around?

The video is cute, so watch it. And all cat lovers can relax and know that while their feline friends might go about randomly licking plastic bags, dogs have their strange quirks, too. At least, this one does.

What about your dog? What strange habits does he or she have?


Oh Noes, Kitteh Is Broken! (Or AKA Why Most People Don’t Walk Cats)

February 21, 2011

Earlier we posted about how to walk a lazy cat.

Perhaps we spoke too soon. Cats are not like dogs. They do not take kindly to orders, or things like leashes (on the whole, though I have actually witnessed cats on leashes, ones who didn’t look like they were fantasising about disemboweling their human; and a man walking in SoHo with a cat perched on his head like a hat…the cat was also on a leash, in fact, come to think of it, most cats would enjoy this form of transport, especially if there was a silk pillow to lounge upon and an umbrella to keep away the sun).

Witness this: the cat that says NO – that’s N-O to walksies. No matter what. It, my friends, is called cattitude.

It’s cute, it’s funny, and I bet they never tried to walk their cat again.

The score? Cat, 1 million points: humans, zero.

Kitteh is not broken, kitteh is smarts in the brains.


How To Walk A Lazy Cat

February 21, 2011

Kitty getting fat? Spending way too much time watching Judge Judy, napping, napping, reruns, napping, eating, watching Jeopardy!, napping, snacking, napping, watching National Geographic, napping? Well, if you’re biting your fingernails down to the quick on a regular basis, wondering how to get kitty back to her svelte, lithe, cat-like shape, then fret no more!

This video above shows you how to walk your lazy, fat cat. Sure, you might get a scratch or two (if kitty can be actually bothered to lift a paw, unsheathe a claw and swipe), but it’s worth it to know your cat is finally joining the world of the fit.

Perhaps not kicking and screaming, but we figure a dose of displeased apathy is just as good.

Please note: this way of walking your cat is strictly for polished, smooth, shiny floors. No carpets or the outdoors allowed. Besides, your cat is going to be on a leash. You don’t actually want to incur a future of unending embarrassed kitty-wrath now, do you?

 


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